Saturday, 14 June 2025

Adapting Lyrics

There is a silly little song that you can listen to by the following the link and the initial lyrics go like this:
To market to market went my brother Jim
But somebody threw a tomato at him
Tomatoes are soft and they don’t bruise the skin
But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin

I kept the melody but altered the lyrics and renamed it the THE TOWER OF BASEL. It currently has four veres and goes like this:

THE TOWER OF BASEL

In Basel in Swissland there is a big bank
Born in the thirties it really is swank
No country owns it and what goes on there
Is none of your business if even you care 
It sits on the border with Deutschland and France
And with the world’s finance it leads a fine dance
A waltz that doesn't worry who it makes poor
As banksters with banksters twirl on its floor 
In World War Two there was Hitler next door
But banksters weren’t worried despite all the gore
The Fűhrer was thankful they’d helped him gain sway
And the banksters they knew that they’d win either way 
They call it the BIS and on you it does piss
Because you’re a peasant who no one will miss
The high and the mighty they knock at its door
The Tower of Basel is greedy for more

I may add more verses later. I've played it on guitar and it sounds good. The chords are very simple: C to F to C for the first three lines and then C to G to C for the last line of each verse.

Thursday, 5 June 2025

Kindle Trouble

Kindle is not sending ebooks that I've uploaded via Gmail to my Kindle device for some reason. I get an E999 or Send to Kindle Internal Error meaning that the document(s) could not be delivered due to an internal error. Please try sending your document(s) again in some time. The documents were in epub format and in the past there has been no problem with that. Gemini suggested that my device, a 6th Generation Kindle Paperwhite, was too old but other sources say that shouldn't be a problem.

I sideloaded the epub books from my laptop to the Kindle but they failed to register. However, I used Calibre to convert the books to AZW3 format and all was well. Lesson learned. Clearly Amazon makes this conversion online before sending the files to your Kindle. Once again, Calibre proves its usefulness and reminds me that I really should back up my library that resides on an SD card external to my laptop.