Tuesday, 19 November 2024

Remembering Things

Recently I was prompted to memorise my debit card number because the particular app that I was using required me to insert it every time I wanted to top up my transport card. This requirement is probably a good thing but it was frustrating to have to retrieve my debit card while out in public, getting my transport card ready for scanning and entering data into my mobile phone.

Getting that debit card number stored in my head would be a big help and so I resolved to do so. The bank's card contains sixteen digits divided into four blocks of four thus:

XXXX - XXXX - XXXX - XXXX

However I didn't find this helpful and ended up grouping them as follows:

XXX - XXX - XXX - XXXX - X - XX

I did this because it helped me to see a pattern in the numbers. To illustrate what I mean, let's generate a random sixteen, bank-type digit number and see what patterns we can see:

7900 - 7950 - 0133 - 9508

An immediate grouping of 790079 is obvious. So we have:

790079 - 50 - 0133 - 9508

A second grouping of 5001 suggests itself because of the similarity of the middle two zero digits in both groups. So now we have:

790079 - 5001 - 33 - 9508

The fact that 3 times 3 equals 9 prompts the next group of 339 so that now we have:

790079 - 5001 - 339 - 508

Remembering to begin with 79 is aided by the fact that 7 + 9 = 16 are there are sixteen digits in the number. The arithmetic digital root of the first block (790079) is 5 so this helps in setting up the first digit of the second block. There are only four digits in the second block and 5 - 4 = 1 which helps in remembering the last digit in the second block. We know that there is a middle 00 in both block. There are only three digits in the third block so that helps in remembering the first digit of the second block. The fourth and final block stands on its own but it is similar to the second block in that both begin with 5 and between the first and last digits there are only zeroes.

That's the way I'd remember that number. Let's try another randomly generated number.

4579 - 4661 - 9790 - 0734

Let's look at the 4 more closely. It can be viewed as 4 = 1 x 2 x 2 and if we add 1 to the 4 we get 5, then add 2 to the 5 to get 7 and 2 to the 7 to get 9, we end up with our first block of 4579. The second block begins with a four as did the first but is followed by six and not a four. However, 45 and 46 are consecutive numbers and we look at 46 reversed (64), we see that 61 is the nearest prime to 64. The next block begins with 97 which is the reverse of the last two digits of the first block (79). If we just include the 9 again, we have an easy to remember palindrome. Thus we have:

4579 - 4661 - 979 - 0 - 0734

I think the 007 would be obvious to everybody that gives us:

4579 - 4661 - 979 - 007 - 34

The remaining 34 connects to the previous 7 because 3 + 4 = 7. The number ends with a four and also starts with a four. That would be my approach but it may be for everybody because not everybody has made a study of numbers like I have and so the connections that I describe would not come easily. Another memory approach is the pinfruit method that I describe in a post titled Remembering PIN Numbers and also Time to Remember. See Figures 1 and 2.


Figure 1


Figure 2

Using this method, a sixteen digit number will involve eight images. Thus 7900795001339508 is broken into the doublets 79 - 00 - 79 - 50 - 01 - 33 - 95 - 08 and becomes cup - oasis - cup - heels - suit - mammoth - pillow - sofa. One can form some sort of image from this such as "I dipped my CUP into the OASIS and filled the CUP. I still had my high HEELS and SUIT on and had a MAMMOTH drink after which I put my head on the PILLOW and fell asleep on the SOFA. Here the words cup, oasis, cup, heels, suit, mammoth, pillow and sofa each encode two digits of the sixteen digit word.

It's a matter of choice. I think for digits in excess of twenty that this might be a more robust method and certainly the only choice of very large numbers of digits.

Tuesday, 27 August 2024

Remembering Simon Jeffes

Back in the 1980's, I remember hearing the Penguin Cafe Orchestra for the first time on Triple J radio station's "Ambient Music" program segment. I was impressed and ended up buying their album "When in Rome ..." on CD. Many years later, I was shocked to hear that the founding member of the band, Simon Jeffes, had died of a brain tumour. The story that the radio host related, of his wandering through the back streets of Kyoto and coming across an abandoned harmonium that served as inspiration for his song "Music for a Found Harmonium", stuck in my head. Therefore it was interesting to come across this mini-biography of Simon Jeffes on the Internet Archive. I've copied it in its entirety into this blog post and thus help preserve it for posterity. After all, who knows how long the Internet Archive will survive given the surging censorship.

Simon Jeffes

Some groups form in school or college, some grow out of teenage friendships and others from 'musicians wanted' ads; nearly all of them are formed with the initial idea of sounding like somebody else. None of the above applies to the Penguin Cafe Orchestra. Nor, for that matter, do most other generalisations about how modern music is and should be made, or why.

The PCO was the brainchild of the English composer and multi-instrumentalist Simon Jeffes (1949-1997). Because his father's work entailed many foreign postings, his early life was spent on the move around Canada and Europe, an experience which left him, he said, with "this culture of slightly dispossessed people who live in the modern West but haven't got one rooted home." While at English boarding school, aged 12, Jeffes heard a guitar being played by a new boy. "It was like meeting your destiny" he reported later, "This guitar was actually glowing... there were sort of angels coming out of it. It was absolutely riveting." He played in an r'n'b band at school and when he left, he studied classical guitar and music theory at music college. Swiftly disillusioned with the factory-like conditions in which he was being taught, Jeffes dropped out and joined a 10 piece avant garde guitar ensemble, Gilberto Biberian's Omega Players, only to find that also rather stifling - "it was a bit too cerebral for me." So he turned to rock, working with the producer Rupert Hine on music for films, as well as Hine's first two solo albums, 1970's Pick Up A Bone and Unfinished Picture (1971). There are some demo tapes extant from this period which indicate that Jeffes was also then exploring the possibility of becoming a pop reggae vocalist. In 1972 he got on the Trans Siberian Railway and spent four months at the other end in Japan. This was where he first became interested in ethnic music, particularly African, which he discovered on a cassette tape made up by a friend. "This tape just blew my mind, man!" he later told the journalist Andy Gill. "I didn't want to go to Africa, or learn African instruments or sound African. What I heard was straight from the source, why it is we play music, that gut level sound of humans being human. There was a joy to it, an ease and integrity straight from the stomach and the heart. It wasn't mediated by the mind at all."

And so began his plan to emulate the deep humanity of exotic folk music and merge it with his other more westernised enthusiasms within a previously unenvisaged ensemble. It was a mistake, he believed, simply to be a consumer of ethnic music, a goggle eyed tourist at the world's great musical bazaar. "It's good to hear these things, but it shouldn't be the end. The end should be us making our own ethnic music." A decade passed before this aspiration became a practical, economic reality. For the rest of the 1970's, alongside his Penguin activities Jeffes carried on working as a freelance producer and arranger, working with a rich mix of artists from Caravan and Rod Argent to Yvonne Elliman and the 101-ers. His best remembered work from this period is probably the string arrangement he contributed to Sid Vicious's version of My Way. "Through Malcolm McLaren I became a sort of musical consultant to the New Wave. He later asked me to explain the principles of Burundi drumming to Adam Ant." Simon Jeffes' musical taste was omnivorous but his special favourites were, in no particular order: Beethoven, Bach, Erik Satie, John Cage, Abba, Wilson Pickett, Zimbabwean mbira, Cajun fiddle, Irish bagpipe, Venezuelan cuatro, West African choral, the Rolling Stones, Stravinsky.

The PCO formed in the mind of Simon Jeffes as a result of a dream-like vision he experienced during a severe bout of food poisoning in the South of France during the Summer of 1972. Simon retold the story often. This was how he remembered it in 1988, just before the orchestra played their first gig in LA.

"I was laying in bed delirious, sort of hallucinating for about 24 hours. I had this one vision in my mind of a place that was like the ark of buildings, like a modern hotel, with all these rooms made of concrete. There was an electronic eye which scanned everything. In one room you had a couple that were making love, but lovelessly. It was cold sex with books and gadgets and what have you. In another room there was somebody just looking at himself in the mirror, just obsessed with himself. In another room there was a musician with a bank of synthesisers, wearing headphones, and there was no sound.

This was a very terrible, bleak place. Everybody was taken up with self-interested activity which kept them looped in on themselves. It wasn't like they were prisoners, they were all active, but only within themselves. And that kept them from being a problem or a threat to the cold order represented by the eye.

A couple of days later I was on the beach sunbathing and suddenly a poem popped into my head. It started out 'I am the proprietor of the Penguin Cafe, I will tell you things at random' and it went on about how the quality of randomness, spontaneity, surprise, unexpectedness and irrationality in our lives is a very precious thing. And if you suppress that to have a nice orderly life, you kill off what's most important. Whereas in the Penguin Cafe your unconscious can just be. It's acceptable there, and that's how everybody is. There is an acceptance there that has to do with living the present with no fear in ourselves."

The music of the Penguin Cafe, Simon broadly regarded as "a very big yes to the survival of the heart in a time when the heart is under attack from the forces of coldness, darkness and repression." When forced to describe it more precisely, he called his music "imaginary folklore" and "modern semi-acoustic chamber music." He very much liked the comment of a Japanese girl who attended a Penguin concert in Japan and who said afterwards that the music sounded strange, because it was as if she'd heard it a long time ago. Dissolving the otherwise insuperable barriers of time and space was, and still is, an important function of the magic contained in his music. Simon Jeffes always conceived his Orchestra to be a fluctuating unit rather than a tightly cast group: aside from one other founder member, the cellist Helen Liebmann, there were no regular performers. Dozens of players passed though the Orchestra's ranks in the 24 years of its young life. "It is my context as a composer," he said. "I write for people rather than instruments."

It took four years to translate the original dystopian dream vision into the Penguins' first album. The first edition of what became the Orchestra began playing together as the Penguin Cafe Quartet in London in 1973. There were no public performances but a mysterious other name "the 4 musicians in green clothes". Helen Liebmann played cello, Gavyn Wright played violin, the producer and engineer Steve Nye played electric piano and Simon Jeffes himself played electric guitar. They recorded their first two pieces in 1974, Penguin Cafe Single and The Sound of Someone You Love Who's Going Away and it Doesn't Matter.

In the following year, Steve Nye introduced Jeffes to Brian Eno, who was just in the process of setting up his own Obscure Records label and who invited him to contribute to the series. Working to a tight budget - a total of £870 was spent - and recording on a Revox machine in his back garden, Jeffes and the orchestra stepped up a few gears. Extra personnel drifted, or got drafted, in. Jeffes' friend, a university English lecturer called Neil Rennie, brought along his ukelele and some words. Jeffes' partner at the time, the painter Emily Young - she who was immortalised in Pink Floyd's See Emily Play - sang on a couple of pieces and donated a compellingly surreal painting of Penguin Cafe life that became the album artwork. Jeffes himself now essayed several unusual instruments, from the spinet to a ring modulator. "Because I'm a composer, I get to do whatever I like, " he commented. "It's almost as if in some past life I must have played instruments because when I pick them up, most of them, I can make a nice sound almost instantly, oboe excepted." The centrepiece of Music From The Penguin Cafe was a suite titled Zopf whose most vivid moment, Giles Farnaby's Dream mated an elegant Renaissance air (by Farnaby) with a Venezuelan folk shuffle to create a brilliant new folk-classical hybrid. While the Penguins touched on many styles, it was this timelessly effervescent and totally original piece of ethnically angled chamber-pop which connected most strongly with their audience. As the punk movement opened doors of possibility to a new generation of musicians and listeners, so an emboldened colony of Penguins ventured out of the studio. They played their first gig in 1977 supporting Kraftwerk at the Roundhouse and in the following year visited the ICA and Acklam Hall with an expanded line up. Geoffrey Richardson, a former member of Caravan, now played viola (and most other things, at some point or another). He brought along a friendly accordionist, Peter Veitch, with whom he shared a recording studio. An instrument maker with an aptitude for the oboe, Giles Leaman, helped out on woodwind; and the rhythmic elements in the music were emphasised by an itinerant character named Braco, who strolled in and out playing various drums, and Julio Segovia who added cymbals. Now loosely heading a squad of 10, Jeffes took to referring to his group as the Penguin Cafe Orchestra.

Brian Eno: "Given his individuality, his non-allegiance to any particular musical category, and the unfailing eclecticism of his vision, Simon Jeffes could easily be marginalised as an English eccentric - and thus sort of overlooked.

The truth is he discovered a huge musical territory - stretching along the border regions of the whole United Nations of music - and he wandered through it fascinated and, apparently always smiling. These pieces are reports back from those borderlands.

Like any good explorer, Simon was both alert and humble. He had no trace of musical snobbery, but delighted in the length and breadth of music, happy to experiment with all combinations."

In 1979 he bought an old garage in a quiet terrace in North Kensington and proceeded to convert it into a recording studio. It was here that in the following year the Penguins began recording an album which, for the first time, properly defined the breadth of Jeffes' musical ambitions. The lilting folk-classical groove sketched out in Giles Farnaby's Dream was taken to new places. Hybrid vigour ran riot.

One way of conveying the pungent flavour of the album called Penguin Café Orchestra is simply to list the instruments featured on it. The 10 members between them were found in charge of: Guitars (2), Cuatros (2) Ukeleles (3) Pianos (1 + 1 electric) Bass Guitars (2) Violins (3) Dulcitone (1), Harmonium (1) Accordion (1) Oboe (1) Cello (1) Viola (1) Electronic Organ (1) Drums, Shakers, Bongoes etc (2) Cymbals(1) Penny Whistle (1) Ring Modulator (1) Metal Frame (1) Rubber Band (1)

The 15 tracks rambled from a radical rearrangement of an old tune by The Shadows, Walk Don't Run, to a piece hung around a riff made of pure musique concrete: a recording of a telephone ring tone intersected by the engaged signal. (You used to hear that a lot in the days before BT, but only Jeffes heard it as a musical opportunity and looped it onto a tape. Endlessly adapted for commercials and films, Telephone And Rubber Band is probably now his most famous piece).

Each track had an idiosyncratic inspiration and, often enough, an intriguing, bizarrely specific title. Pythagoras's Trousers; Cutting Branches For A Temporary Shelter, The Ecstasy Of Dancing Fleas. Air A Danser was inspired by Madagascan zither music. Numbers 1-4 investigated the application of interlocking numerical patterns as a basis for composition. Simon's Dream by contrast was self-explanatory, but not verbally so. Words were banished from this album and voices only cropped up once, and then merely la la-ing. "I have a lot of trouble with meaning," Jeffes said. "Words I find very divisive. I'm very suspicious of them. I'm not a wordsmith, I'm not a literary man. I think the voice is a great instrument. But it is an instrument I have to earn my license to use."

Wordless as it was, Penguin Café Orchestra was well received by the discerning few. The Washington Post later praised it as "a landmark predecessor of the world music craze and one of the most elegant pop albums of the 1980's."

Just after its release Marcus Beale, the architect and composer of liturgical music, joined the party playing violin.

With Penguin Café Orchestra, word about the group began to spread and later that year they toured abroad for the first time, visiting Holland and Germany. In early 1982, they went to Japan, a country which held a particular fascination for Simon Jeffes, not least because it was the home of Zen Buddhism, his religion of choice. After the tour ended he stayed on in Tokyo working with the composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, then went to the ancient city of Kyoto where serendipity intervened again to inspire one of his best known pieces. "Walking one evening I found a harmonium on top of other bits of scrap wood apparently discarded in the street. On contacting the owner who was indifferent to its future. I took possession." Music For A Found Harmonium was the outcome a few weeks later, since which time the tune has taken on a life of its own. Now a firm favourite in Celtic folk circles, it remains the Penguins' most convincing example of "imaginary folklore." Over the next year or so the Japanese became the Penguins' most appreciative audience. Another tour and a mini album (largely recorded live in Tokyo) earned the Orchestra cult status in the land of abandoned harmoniums and set them up, back home, to finish recording their third set of original material.

The cast for Broadcasting From Home was even bigger than the one which played on Penguin Café Orchestra. The jazz trombonist Annie Whitehead added an occasional brassy swing to the proceedings, as did trumpeter Dave Defries. A certain amount of coming and going in the rhythm section saw three new drummers helping out - Fami, Trevor Morais and Mike Giles, formerly with King Crimson.

Overall, this album sounded a tad more restrained and reflective than its predecessor despite the inclusion of a couple of reggae-tinged grooves and the jigsome exuberance of Music For A Found Harmonium. But to those who thought that he might be jumping on the increasingly fashionable New Age bandwagon, Jeffes was robust. " I don't like the idea of music that is all tranquillity without that being balanced by struggle. Somehow that's a bit deceptive. It doesn't quite ring true.I feel that if you block out the heavier, more uncomfortable emotions, then at the same time you block out really joyful ones."

By now this message was definitely being picked up by the reviewers. David Hepworth at Q magazine called Broadcasting From Home a "marvellous record... as delightful as it is difficult to describe." CD Review later pronounced it to be "the third, most accomplished and consistently enjoyable of PCO albums."

From their somewhat reclusive beginnings, the Orchestra were, ten years later, becoming a live attraction with real international appeal. For the next decade, they would spend weeks or months every year on the road in Europe and North America. Ironically for an outfit which stubbornly resisted marketing categories, the PCO were welcomed just about everywhere on the live circuit, They turned up at jazz festivals, WOMAD, art events, classical avant garde gatherings, alternative rock venues, as well as many of their own evenings at London's South Bank and elsewhere. They got used to TV cameras, appearing first on the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1984 and three years later having an entire South Bank show to themselves.

Though he originally regarded himself as an introverted, studio-bound performer, Simon Jeffes grew to enjoy the unpredictable buzz of playing live. "The music loves to be played," he said in 1988. "The irony is there's so much love of life in the original concept of the Penguin Café but it's taken this long for me to get to the point where I find that life actually in a live situation playing to an audience. What started out as fiction or fantasy has become real."

This new emphasis wasn't particularly noticeable at first on Signs Of Life. The opening track comprised a high spirited piece of ersatz zydeco, called Beanfields, allegedly based on an apocryphal story about Pythagoras getting chased by assassins.

But from then on, starting with the stately strings leading off on Southern Jukebox Music - the most beautiful melody Jeffes ever composed - a gentler more elegaic tone was established.

Three tracks featured Jeffes on his own, sans orchestra and the extraordinary closing track, Wildlife, was neither wild nor lively. It was an 11 minute piece, sparingly played on triangle, guitar and cello with scattered tape effects. Listening to it was like hearing church bells from an imaginary church lost in some extra-terrestrial landscape. Achieving a profound meditative effect without resort to ambient noodling it clearly showed Jeffes re-connecting with some of the avant garde ideas he had discarded after music college. It also reflected his continuing interest in Zen Buddhism.

The orchestra got to let their hair down in time honoured fashion on numbers like Swing The Cat but the overall impression here was of Jeffes reining them in rather than letting them go. Though Signs Of Life was full of rhythmic subtlety, the group's new percussionist Danny Cummings had very little to do throughout. The presence of a new third violinist, Bob Loveday, did not presage waves of sawing violins and although dancing was as always encouraged, tracks like Oscar Tango proceeded to a more lugubrious beat than before. "After I wrote this," Jeffes remarked, "I thought it vaguely resembled a tango but realising I was no expert I gave it a name that partly suggested the kind of alphabet used in radio communications to demonstrate the non-authentic use of the term." And this from somebody who claimed not to be very good with words.

Life after Signs Of became pretty hectic for the Penguins. The critical response to the new album was universally strong. Writing in Q magazine, Paul du Noyer delivered a string of noble compliments. "These newest pieces are ingeniously simple, implausibly varied, occasionally humorous and always warmly intimate despite the absence of any vocals. In a field where pseudo-philosophical pretensions and self-conscious experimentation so often cast their baleful spell, the Penguin Café Orchestra...are a valuable human intrusion."

On the live performance front, everybody from WOMAD to Wogan now wanted a piece of their action. Such was their confidence now as concert performers that plans were laid to make a live album, which was duly recorded at the Festival Hall in London in July 1987. Released in the following year under the teasingly inaccurate title When In Rome... the 16 tracks effectively summarised the PCO's career so far. With Ian Maidman now looking after the rhythm section with the returning Julio Segovia, Paul Street bringing in more guitars and Bob Loveday adding oomph to the strings, this was a more muscular set than Signs Of Life.

By the time it came out Jeffes was deeply immersed in another, allied project. David Bintley, choreographer with the Royal Ballet and a major fan of the Penguins, had proposed a dance piece based on eight of the PCO's tunes. Intrigued by the idea, but daunted by the task of scoring his pieces for a full orchestra, Jeffes was lost for months in a world of dotted quavers and minims. Despite his anxiety that a professional orchestra couldn't or wouldn't swing, Still Life At The Penguin Café was a popular hit with the ballet-going public and went on to be performed all over Britain, in Melbourne and Munich. The Times declared it to be "the most cheerful and amusing new ballet at Covent Garden for well over a decade." The New Statesman praised the way "Jeffes' score cleverly evokes the endless day and night of the wild land."

While nobody would suggest that the Penguins were ever exactly prophets without honour in their homeland, their touring schedule for the next 3 years took them out of the UK a lot, particularly in Southern Europe. The highlight of this phase was Simon Jeffes' appointment as artistic director at an arts festival in Bologna in the Summer of 1992. For this he programmed three shows by a Penguin Café Quintet (a formation he used regularly around this time) which along with a series of concerts featuring friends, Orchestra colleagues and their side projects. This was the closest he ever came to creating a real Penguin Café and for it he was awarded the freedom of the city of Bologna.

The next PCO album turned out to be the last collection of new material they recorded. Its overall style was more robust than Signs Of Life, reflecting the Orchestra's growing prowess as a working band rather than Jeffes' acknowledged mastery of the studio. The line up had slimmed down and settled down. Annie Whitehead and Ian Maidman, now a couple, were both in. Julio Segovia was back, again. Jeffes' old friends and allies Geoffrey Richardson and Neil Rennie were still there. And so of course was Helen Liebmann, the cellist and rock on which every incarnation of the orchestra had relied for her instrumental poise and grace.

The most strikingly different piece on Union Café was a composition Jeffes put together while taking part in one of the so-called "recording weeks" at Peter Gabriel's Real World studios near Bath in August 1992. While he was down there, surrounded by musicians from all over the world, jamming and demo-ing ideas together, Jeffes heard of the death of the great American modernist John Cage. He swiftly conceived a piece which brilliantly enshrined the random principle which Cage pioneered and which the Penguins, in their own way, elaborated. "I immediately recognised his influence and how he would be missed. At the same time I recognised his name as a strong melodic harmonic cell and quickly wrote this piece which simply spells his name in canon over 4 octaves, three durations and two transpositions a fourth up and a fourth down" Alongside this riffing on the CAGE theme, was a piano part playing the notes DEAD in free time.

The rest of Union Café was a vigorous re-statement of traditional Penguin musical values. The African inheritance was again rearranged in Kora Kora; Venezuelan cuatro strums infused Lifeboat; the sound of the deep South of America was subtly hinted at in Nothing Really Blue. The musical conservatory got a name check at least in Scherzo And Trio, as did Jeffes' other, stranger historical preoccupation, in Pythagoras On The Line. Released in 1993 on Jeffes' own Zopf label (named after the suite on his first album) Union Café ushered in another busy round of touring at home and abroad in 1994. An unexpected highlight of this flurry of onstage activity turned out to be the Orchestra's barnstorming performance at Glastonbury, an event which disclosed the existence of a new, younger and, it must be said rowdier generation of PCO fans.

Having originally conceived the Penguin Café as "an imaginary and rather introverted place which didn't exist in the real world," Jeffes was now happy and proud to admit that "we really take off in concert." Another live album seemed the obvious way to celebrate this happy state of affairs and so it was that on July 23 1994 at Wool Hall in Somerset, Concert Program was recorded.. "You can accomplish all kinds of tricks spending days and days in the studio, "Jeffes commented, "But what I was trying to capture here was this very gritty and subtle sense that when someone plays an instrument you can hear their soul. Everybody gets so passionate, it's something that has to do with the relationships between us all."

Although the Penguins carried on playing together for another 2 years, Jeffes gradually began to hanker for a quieter life, or more accurately perhaps, a quieter way of making music. In 1996 he moved from London to Somerset and began to concentrate on solo piano work. Shortly afterwards he fell ill with an inoperable brain tumour and in December 1997 he died. Sometimes tragic events can only be spoken of in platitudes. It is quite true, anyway, that Simon Jeffes lives on in his music. It is also true that the Penguin Café is an imaginary but necessary place which everybody with an ounce of spirit ought to invent for themselves.

Robert Sandall

Saturday, 10 August 2024

Ump

"Ump" strikes me as having an unusual, short and distinctive sound and so I thought I'd look at some words that end in "ump". Here is what I came up with, helped a little by Google's Gemini: 

  • bump as in "he has a bump on his head" --> "dia mempunyai benjolan di kepalanya" where "benjol" means a lump or a bump. However, "he bumped his head" --> "dia membenturkan kepalanya" where "bentur" means "collide" and "benturan" means "collision".

  • chump best translates as "orang bodoh" although one always has to be careful when translating a phrase like "chump change", an informal expression used to describe a very small amount of money that is considered insignificant. It implies that the sum is so small it's hardly worth mentioning. The best translation might be "uang receh" meaning small change.

  • clump as in "The radiotherapy caused his hair to fall out in clumps" translates as "radioterapi menyebabkan rambutnya rontok" where "rontok" means to fall out but the translation fails to describe how it is falling out viz. "in clumps". Another sample sentence might be "the bacteria clumped together under the microscope" translates as "bakteri berkumpul di bawah mikroskop" where "kumpul" means "to gather.

  • dump as in "he dumped the garbage in the bin" translates as "dia membuang sampah ke tempat sampah" but saying "this place is a dump" best translates "tempat ini adalah sangat jorok" or "tempat ini adalah sangat rusak" depending on the context.

  • frump is a derogatory term used to describe "an unattractive woman who wears dowdy old-fashioned clothes" and so Google's translation of "orang jorok" is not accurate. The translation of the previous phrase is "seorang wanita tidak menarik yang memakai pakaian kuno yang lusuh" but there's probably an Indonesian word that does the job. I just know what it is. According to Google's Gemini, such a word does not exist.


  • grump describes a person who is grumpy (bad-tempered and irritable) but the Indonesian translation is "pemarah" which is simply an angry person and this is clearly not accurate. While a grump may be habitually angry, the anger is often not openly displayed and appears more as constant irritability.

  • gump describes "a foolish or dull-witted person", personified perfectly by the character of Forrest Gump. It's hard to find an equivalent word in Indonesian but "orang bodoh" will have to suffice. This word was used earlier to describe a chump.

  • hump as in "the camel had two humps" translates as "unta itu mempunyai dua punuk" although the word can be used in less literal senses of course.

  • jump translates as "melompat" if you jump over a puddle but not if you "jump the queue", "jump start a car" or "jump to conclusions".

  • lump translates as "gumpalan" in the sense of a small, raised area on the body but not if you lump things together.

  • mump is an obsolete word that used to mean "grimace" but is now used in the plural as mumps to describe a viral infection that affects the salivary glands" and is translated in Indonesian as "penyakit gondok".

  • pump is simply translated as "pompa".

  • plump translates as "orang montok"

  • rump translates as "pantat".


  • sump can mean "a pit or hollow in which liquid collects, especially one in the floor of a mine or basement" or "the base of an internal combustion engine, which serves as a reservoir of oil for the lubrication system". The translation might be "bak penampungan" meaning "collection tank" (a more general term) or "sumur resapan" meaning "infiltration well" and is more specific to water collection.

  • slump translates as "merosot" meaning "decline, degenerate, sink, slip, dwindle". One might say "don't slump, sit up straight in your chair" and this would translate as "jangan merosot, duduklah tegak di kursimu".

  • stump is translated one way as "tunggul" as in "the stump of the tree was difficult to remove from the garden" which translates as "tunggul pohon itu sulit dicabut dari kebun".

  • thump translates as "bentur". For example, "dia membenturkan dadanya seperti gorila dan terlihat cukup menakutkan" which translates as "he thumped his chest like a gorilla and looked quite scary".

  • trump in the sense of the card suit translates as "truf" which is of Dutch origin. The sentence "the player announced that hearts were trumps in this game" translates as "pemain mengumumkan bahwa hati adalah kartu truf dalam game ini".

  • whump is a "dull or muffled thudding sound" that translates, perhaps not all that accurately, as "pukulan".


    MG 6R4 flies over the "yump" on a rally stage 

  • yump means "to leave the ground when driving at high speed over a ridge". I'd never heard of this word. 

Tuesday, 23 July 2024

Ouch!

"Ouch" is an oft used word that stands on its own but by adding leading consonants to it, we can make some interesting words. Here are the most common of them.

  • Couch: A piece of furniture for sitting or lying on.
  • Pouch: A small bag.
  • Touch: To come into contact with.
  • Grouch: A bad-tempered person.
  • Slouch: To sit or stand with a drooping posture.
  • Crouch: To lower one's body close to the ground.
  • Vouch: To guarantee or affirm.

Of course the odd man out here is "touch" that doesn't rhyme with the other "ouch" words. That's what makes English so difficult to pronounce. Let's look at works associated with this "odd man out".


An old favourite TV series of mine

Single-Word Terms
  • Touchy: Sensitive or easily offended.
  • Untouched: Not touched or altered; remaining in its original state.
  • Retouched: Improved or corrected by making small changes, often referring to images.
  • Intouch: In communication or contact with someone.
Phrases
  • Touch up: To make small improvements or corrections to something.
  • Touch down: To land, especially an aircraft or spacecraft.
  • Untouchable: Someone or something that cannot be touched or harmed, often implying great power or importance.
Let's not forget our Indonesian. Here are the same words tranlated into Indonesian:

Single Words
  • Touchy: Mudah tersinggung (mudah = easily, tersinggung = offended)
  • Untouched: Tidak tersentuh (tidak = not, tersentuh = touched)
  • Retouched: Diperbaiki (diperbaiki = improved)
  • Intouch: Berhubungan (berhubungan = connected)
Phrases
  • Touch up: Memperbaiki sedikit (memperbaiki = improve, sedikit = little)
  • Touch down: Mendarat (mendarat = land)
  • Untouchable: Tak tersentuh (tak = not, tersentuh = touched)

Consonant Pairing with the Letter L

It struck me just now how many words starting with the letter "l" can be made into new words by prefixing the letter "b". I've also added other words formed by adding other consonants such as "c", "s", "f", "g" and "p". Let's look at some examples (in some cases the spelling will change slightly):

  • lame --> blame --> claim --> flame
  • limp --> blimp --> climp --> glimp
  • light --> blight --> slight --> flight --> plight
  • last --> blast
  • lend --> blend
  • lob --> blob --> slob --> glob
  • lock --> block --> clock --> flock --> glock
  • loop --> bloop --> sloop
  • lush --> blush --> slush --> flush --> plush
  • loom --> bloom --> gloom --> plume
  • leak --> bleak --> sleek
  • lank --> blank --> clank --> flank --> plank
  • link --> blink --> clink --> plink
  • lack --> black --> slack --> clack --> flack
  • leach --> bleach
  • low --> blow --> slow --> glow --> plow
  • limey --> blimey --> slimy
  • laze --> blaze --> glaze
  • lithe --> blithe
  • land --> bland --> gland
  • lot --> blot --> slot --> plot
  • leap --> bleep --> sleep
  • lake --> Blake --> flake
  • leery --> bleary
  • log --> blog --> slog --> flog

Monday, 24 June 2024

Chrome Browser, Mac OS and LaTeX

Oh dear, something's awry with the interaction of LaTeX with the Chrome browser. The latter is not rendering variables in italics as it should. Figure 1 shows a screenshot of part of a post I made to my Mathematics blog. It was taken using the Safari browser and everthing looks fine.


Figure 1

Here's the same screenshot but this time taken within the Chrome browser.


Figure 2

It's not a major issue and everything else still works fine but it's a little annoying as I much prefer the italicised rendering of variables. It only has to do with Chrome on a device running the Mac operating system. The variables display properly on Chrome running on my Raspberry Pi 400 and even on Chrome running on iOS. Hopefully future updates will address this issue.

Sunday, 26 May 2024

Science Fiction Nonsense

Never let it be said that Hollywood has any reservations about ignoring scientific facts at the expense of the storyline. In Netflix's "Atlas", a rogue AI humanoid robot flees Earth for ... wait for it ... a planet in the Andromeda galaxy. Now this galaxy is the closest major one to Earth but it is still about 2.5 million light years away. If the AI terrorist, as he's described, had fled to a moon of Jupiter or Saturn then there might be a degree of plausibility.

Instead a mission is launched from Earth to capture the robot and it reaches its faraway destination seemingly instantaneously. From then on it's a case of good AI versus bad AI. Interestingly the rogue AI envisages a future where most of humanity is wiped out and the few humans that remain will live in harmony with the natural world while their AI overlords look on benevolently.


This is precisely the plan of the global elite who aim to use AI, humanoid robots, killer drones and whatever to cull the human race and then rule benevolently over the humans that are left. The slaughterbots and killer drones will first replace the human police and military who might have qualms about culling their fellow humans. After that the cull will begin. 

The cull might be gradual and take the form of mandatory sterilisation or it might be quick and achieved via a bioengineered pathogen. Sooner or later however, the population of the planet will be reduced to around 500 million people, a manageable number especially with an enforced digital ID, smart city surveillance, social credit scores and non-human police to quash any malcontents.

What's also laughable in the movie is that the protagonist, Atlas (played by Jennifer Lopez), is playing chess with an AI in her home at the start of the movie. As she walks out the door, she finishes the game by announcing checkmate. Anyone who know anything about chess knows that the current computer chess engines easily crush the strongest human players in the world. Subsequently, the black queen chess piece plays an important role in the movie. Is this some sort of homage to the recent, famous movie titled "The Queen's Gambit".

Anyway, Jennifer Lopez who will shortly be turning 55, looks amazingly youthful but that doesn't do much to help the movie. It's inevitable that science fiction movies will focus on the use and misuse of AI but it can be done in a way that offers some credibility in the science department. Apart from AI, the other theme at the moment in science fiction movies is the multiverse which is also being done to death. There seems to be a decided lack of imagination and creativity when it comes to science fiction.